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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich99 View Post
    Do I need a matrix for this one? ..
    If you think it will help ;)
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    The Parrot

    One day on a cut rate propeller airline in 1950, a lady managed to sneak her Parrot onto the plane.

    About an hour into the flight the Parrot started to loudly squawk. The stewardess went to the lady and said, "miss, you're not allowed to bring a Parrot onto this plane - but; since we are not near an airport, I must ask you to keep your Parrot quiet until we land."

    The lady said "OK, the Parrot won't cause any trouble."

    Ten minutes latter the Parrot started to squawk again, only this time it also pecked the top of the head in the seat in front of the lady. "It's the smoke from that guy's Cigar that the Parrot is squawking at!", the lady said.

    The stewardess came by again and this time the Captain was with her. "I'm going to ask you both to behave - miss, keep your Parrot quiet, and sir, no Cigar smoking!"

    Ten minutes later the Parrot started to squawk again! And, the man was smoking another Cigar!

    The Captain came back and grabbed both the Parrot and all of the man's Cigars. He then went to a special window and threw the Parrot and Cigars out the plane.

    Everything was finally quiet. But, ten minutes later everyone on the plane heard the Parrot squawking again! Everyone immediately went to the left side of the plane and looked out the window. To everyone's amazement they saw the Parrot clinging onto the wing!

    And, guess what the Parrot had in its mouth?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Random$$Slots View Post
    The Parrot

    One day on a cut rate propeller airline in 1950, a lady managed to sneak her Parrot onto the plane.

    About an hour into the flight the Parrot started to loudly squawk. The stewardess went to the lady and said, "miss, you're not allowed to bring a Parrot onto this plane - but; since we are not near an airport, I must ask you to keep your Parrot quiet until we land."

    The lady said "OK, the Parrot won't cause any trouble."

    Ten minutes latter the Parrot started to squawk again, only this time it also pecked the top of the head in the seat in front of the lady. "It's the smoke from that guy's Cigar that the Parrot is squawking at!", the lady said.

    The stewardess came by again and this time the Captain was with her. "I'm going to ask you both to behave - miss, keep your Parrot quiet, and sir, no Cigar smoking!"

    Ten minutes later the Parrot started to squawk again! And, the man was smoking another Cigar!

    The Captain came back and grabbed both the Parrot and all of the man's Cigars. He then went to a special window and threw the Parrot and Cigars out the plane.

    Everything was finally quiet. But, ten minutes later everyone on the plane heard the Parrot squawking again! Everyone immediately went to the left side of the plane and looked out the window. To everyone's amazement they saw the Parrot clinging onto the wing!

    And, guess what the Parrot had in its mouth?
    A white brick. ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelma View Post
    A white brick. ;)
    Correct!
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